THE JOURNAL » DECEMBER 2017 » These Are The Things I'd hate to have
These are the things i would never like to have, if you have either one of these things, never invite me to your house!
Human sized sex doll
Ever since i was little, I've been terrified of dolls, every time I see one i try to stay away from it. Now having a human sized one, is outrageously terrifying because having to see that dead stare is just pure hell for me. I'm afraid it will just jump and kill me. And why would you want to have SEX with it?
A REAL GRENADE
Look, I;m REALLY clumsy, so giving me a grenade is literally murdering me. However , Me having a grenade in the house is just the worst because, knowing the fact that you have an actual explosive that may explode if you accidentally take the lock off is just STRESSFUL.
If you have one, never ask me to House sit. I WILL BLOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN
BOOTLEG GAMING CONSOLE
OK, I've never had a bootleg gaming console, but I know some one who has and they HATED their parents for it, i mean , You ask them for an Xbox one and they give you THIS ( the console in the photo above). IF anyone gives me something like this, I will change his face.SERIOUSLY